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[Apr. 18th, 2005|02:22 pm] |
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So many of you don't know about Grandpa's (other) passion (after mayonnaise). No, not for grandchildren, though I do enjoy you tender vittles! For cans. I've been collecting cans for years. It started when some bad grand children would throw their beer cans in the backyard. There were so many that I decided to start a collection and now the backyard is full of them. So bring me your cans grand children, and stay for supper. |
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[Feb. 16th, 2005|02:04 pm] |
What did everyone have for dinner last night? I had corn niblets, wet bread, mayonnaise and would have had a slice of apple pie but Grandma Nubb wouldn't hand over the teeth. She is so selfish sometimes.
~wiggly |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2005|01:14 pm] |
Good news, grandchildren! TED bought a brand new computer so he just gave us the old one. Grandma Nubb is going to wash the keyboard first because the the keys are all greasy with mayonnaise. TED loves mayonnaise more than Grandpa Wiggly loves mayonnaise!
Who wants to be the first to come and touch grandpa's mouse?
~grandpa wiggly |
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[Jan. 9th, 2005|10:08 pm] |
I didn't have a heart attack woman. It was acid reflux. Nothing a whole lot of mayonnaise can't cure!
~grandpa wiggly |
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[Jan. 7th, 2005|03:49 pm] |
OHHHHHHHH LAWD! GRANDPA WIGGLY HAD A HEART ATTACK!!! THE GRANDBABIES WERE HERE TO VISIT US AND WHEN THEY TRIED TO GET AWAY GRANDPA WIGGLY RAN AFTER THEM AND GOT ALL WORKED UP. HIS TICKER IS NOT AS STRONG AS IT USE TO BE. THANK GOD T.E.D. SAYS HE IS A DOCTOR.
-GRANDMA NUBB! |
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| Wiggly Mail 4 |
[Dec. 15th, 2004|02:07 pm] |
Today is a very special day in grandpa's bedroom grandchildren; an old friend has taken the time to send grandpa wiggly correspondence.
Emory,
Yes and I want to address the point that my December edition of
"Southern Housekeeping" is missing from my room. I haven't seen it
since you and that boy scout visited me here at St. James retirement
center on the Sabbath. Please note the importance of this
correspondence and address the issue as you will. I prefer to have my
magazine here for reading, so if you could respond to me and address
its location for me, that is what you must do. I need to read my
magazine, that is why I bought it.
Sincerely,
Betty Ball
Well this is obviously one of those junk emails T.E.D. calls spam.
-grandpa wiggly |
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[Dec. 7th, 2004|12:04 pm] |
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What did everyone have for dinner last night? Grandpa had brine shrimp and wet bread. |
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| Wiggly Mail 3.0 |
[Nov. 21st, 2004|04:44 pm] |
Today's letter make Grandpa Wiggly feel warm inside. It's from Jaci, one of grandpa's favorite grandchildren. Jaci is weaker than grandpa which means grandpa can overpower her easily.
Grandpa,
What are yours and grandma's names? (Other than
Grandpa Wiggly and Grandma Nubb?) I've always wondered.
Well Jaci that's a very good question. Of course we have names, it would be absurd if we didn't. Grandpa and Grandma are not our first names. Grandpa's name is Emory and grandma's is Shirley. Now you know more about your Grandpa Wiggly. Can't wait to see you at Christmas.
~ wiggly |
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[Nov. 15th, 2004|11:54 pm] |
What did everybody have for dinner last night? I had niblets and wet bread.
~wiggly |
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| Wiggly Mail 2 |
[Nov. 14th, 2004|06:07 pm] |
Today's letter comes all the way from San Francisco, California....
What makes you so wiggly and is it copyrighted? Can we enjoy the fruits of your wigglieness without infringing on your intellectual property? Are you threatened by non-wiggly influences like viagra or boobies?
Does TED pay rent? If so, can I rent him out for parties? like a spacewalk.
Bradley : ;
Well young, firm bradley grandpa has been wiggly since meeting grandma nubb. My wiggly is copyrighted; and as always you never have to ask to enjoy a cold, wet wiggly. Grandpa tried viagra once. I thought I had died. It was like rigor mortis. Grandma nubb still gives me hell about that day. As for boobies, I don't see them often. Grandma use to have some nice ones but now they just dirty from her dragging them around. Next time you come over I'll have to show you a picture of grandma's rack. As for T.E.D., he doesn't live with us. He is just in our house sometimes. T.E.D. lives across the street. He is nice enough to let us use his computer in his basement, where he does things. Grandma says we bother him too much, but he usually just closes the curtain when we come over. He's a very busy man, you should ask him about renting him out. What's a spacewalk?
~wiggly |
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